This advertisement was captured from MySpace. So please don't sue me or whatever. The address of the website of this advertisement is listed in the picture, if you're interested....
Lady, you don't need that patch!!
You need to have a pork chop.
If this chick loses 15 pounds.... she'll just be an even smaller BAG OF BONES than she is now!!
The defining years of my teenagerhood had Ricochet, Diamond Rio, Ty Herndon, and Shania Twain playing in the background. I LOVE 90s country music. This new stuff is okay, SOME of it is really well-written. But I miss the certainity of hearing a fiddle and a steel guitar. What happened to the steel guitar??
As much as you would love for me to talk about you, I'm not. Names are made up, places made up, I made this all up. I tell stories taller than any fishing tale. Here's My Personal Disclaimer.
Hey, Do Me A Favor?
I only have a small group of visitors. But, if YOU happen to drop by, even if you didn't find what you were/weren't looking for, PLEASE leave a comment somewhere! I really appreciate it!! :)
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