Ugh.

Check this out.

1. You have a child now. Time to grow up. Time to wean yourself off the pot.

2. If I (drug-free, bad-stuff free) were the mother of that baby, and, you being the father, I would kick your pothead ass all over the neighborhood. (But the story says nothing about the condition, or if there even is, the mother.)

This is what I'm talking about when I say I don't want to have children because I don't want my child growing up with or being around kids who are raised (or not raised) by parents like this idiot.