Dear Pop Radio

Dear Radio Stations,

Please stop playing that horrible song about being "suicidal" about "beautiful girls." That's right, I don't know who drones on it, and I don't care. It's a disgrace to a song that is one of the greastest classics of all time ("Stand By Me," bet you didn't know that). I've heard better samples of classic songs. MUCH better versions!!

If Mr. Idiot is suicidal over a "beautiful" girl, he should get an "ugly" one. She probably can cook better anyway. Why would you want to commit suicide if you're eating good?

Sincerely,
Almost Done Listening to KISS FM